 | Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? |
| Do Lipton Employees take coffee breaks? |
| How do a fool and his money GET together? |
| How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes? |
| How is it that a building burns up when it burns down? |
| If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand
words, how dangerous is a fax? |
| If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent? |
| If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter? (Sorry
Puds) |
| What hair color do they put on driver licenses of bald men? |
| What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread? |
| Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money
they already know you don't have? |
| Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines? |
| Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? |
| If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
| If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? |
| In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? |
| How come there are no "B" batteries? |
| How do "Do not walk on the Grass" signs get there? |
| How do I set my laser printer to stun? |
| How is it possible to have a civil war? |
| If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
| If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
| If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? |
| If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? |
| Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? |
| If I melt dry ice, does that mean I can take a bath without getting wet? |
| Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? |
| Did Noah keep his bees in archives? |
| How can there be self-help "groups"? |
| How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? |
| How do you know honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of
the others? |
| How do you throw away a garbage can? |
| How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? |
| How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work? |
| If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know? |
| If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underpants on the outside of
his trousers? |
| If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the headlights? |
| What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours? |
| Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? |
| Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into
telescopes so they can see things on the ground close up? |
| Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when
the gun is thrown at him? |
| Why is it that night falls but day breaks? |
| Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons? |
| When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
you're just sitting there, staring at the carpeting? |
| What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about? |
